Larsharmaquisha & Steve Part 2

Steve : Uh, uh.

Trenton: Sorry Ms.Ghetto Fabulous but my main man

Steve don't want no fine black woman (mimicing her)

Lala: Excuse me?

Trenton: I guess I gotta slow things down for Ms.Ghetto Fabulous

I said--

Lala: I heard what you said white boy. Shantasia you better get you're

lil bitch.

Trenton: I'm sorry dont confuse yourself

Shantasia: Lala calm down and take the kids upstairs

Trenton: Oh boy she got kids! Tell me is he paying child support? (laughs)

Shantasia: Trenton thats enough, now get out! Oh I mean GET TA STEPPIN!

Steve: (laughs) Alright Shanny. We'll see you around.

Trenton: Girl you know you gon call me wheneva you needa get

yo wig done! I'll holla back boo-boo!

Shantasia: Steve you can stay if you want to.

Steve: Thanks Shanny because I think I wanna get to

know Lala.

Shantasia: Oh really?

*upstairs*

Lala: Qalifa make sure you get some earrings

Qalifa: Ma can I grab a pair for me?

Lala: Go head.

Oleekwa: Ma I think I hear somebody comin'.

Lala: Girl quit lyin' and grab everything in sight.

Shantasia: Larsharmaquisha what are you doing!

Put my shit down!

Lala: Girl what chu talkin about? I was just borrowin it.

I was gon bring it back. But I guess we can put it back

since you wanna be all booge and shit actin like these white folk.

Qalifa,Zafreeka, and Oleekwa put the shit down and lets go.

Qalifa: Dang just when I had the perfect stuff for me and Jai'twan.

Shantasia: Lala, come back here.

Lala: Why? You dont want me or my kids here.

Shantasia: I never said that.

Lala: You sholl acted like it.

Shantasia: Why are you stealing? And you're stealing from ME, YOUR

BEST FRIEND, YOUR RIDE OR DIE at that.

Lala: I'm sorry girl, times are hard. JayJ dont give me enough money

to feed these kids, get my hair and nails and get whateva type of clothes

I can get for these kids.

Shantasia: Havent you heard of a job?

Lala: I have but I dont have to get one.

Shantasia: Yes you do, how you think you gonna support

these kids?

Lala: Get it the best way I can and thats working hard for it.

Stealing is hard you know.

Shantasia: (laughs) Lala lets go downstairs, Steve wants to meet you.

Lala: That cute white boy or the bitchy miley cyrus look alike?

Shantasia: the cute one, go on down there, I'll handle the kids

Lala: Yall dont give her a bad time.

*downstairs*

Steve: Hey Larshar--

Lala: Just call me Lala

(smiles)

Steve: Ok Lala, I apologize for my friend.

Lala: No need to ,I know plenty bitches like him.

Tareesha, Shardonnay and all them on the block.

Steve: Oh

Lala: So I heard you wanna know me, is that right?

Steve: Yeah

Lala: You know I got 3 kids right

Steve: Yeah thats fine, I got enough money to take care of all

yall.

Lala: Ooh boy I likes you, tell me more

(scoots closer to Steve)

Steve: Well I work in a bank.

Lala: Which one?

Steve: The one on Barlington Street

Lala: What?! My boys Zeek & nem robbed that bank!

I thought I saw yo face, you was on the news stuttering like a bitch

Steve: Yup thats me.

Larsharmaquisha & Steve Pt.1

I'm really bored and my blog hasn't been updated so I'm gonna write this story. lmao This is not made to offend anyone.

-Introducing the Characters-

Larsharmaquisha(Lala)- the ghetto, fake acrylic & weave loving, female. Has 3 kids, but claims a drug-dealer named JayJ is the father
Steve- cool white boy, works at the bank, loves him some "ghetto bitches".
JayJ- the drug dealing daddy, hates putting up with Lala's shit.
Doesnt believe he's the father of those 3 kids.

*One day in Larsharmaquisha's apartment*

Lala: JayJ why you aint payin child support? You know
Qalifa, Zafreeka and Oleekwa need food! *sucks teeth*
JayJ: Yo I paid you Lala, stop trippin.
Stop callin me while I'm wit my bitches too
Lala: Fuck yo bitches, I swur I curr boud err'thang
but those bitches!
JayJ: Hoe you aint Uncle Weezy so shut up hoe
Lala: Who you callin a hoe, wit cho small ass dick?
Huh JayJ? *twirls neck*
JayJ: I'm callin Larsharmaquisha Tanjanae Maniqwua --
Lala: You aint even gotta put my shit out like that
JayJ: W/e bitch I'm out

Qalifa: Ma where Daddy goin? He kno you need to get
yo nails done & he leavin'. Punk ass Daddy
Lala: I know Qalifa. Piece of advice dont fall fo
no niggah like yo Daddy, get you a rich boy, a rich
white boy. Now come on and get yo sistaz we goin to
Shantasia's house.

*in the car*

Lala: Zafreeka you got the stuff?
Zafreeka: Yea ma you know we about to bag these bitches
Lala: You tell em mamaz.
Oleekwa: Ma can I stay at Shantasia's house?
Lala: Yall are! Damn get with the program Oleekwa
Make sure yall get enough money so we can all
get our weaves tapped up & our nails did. Yall know
we gotta look fly

*at Shantasia's*

Lala: Oh girl you done got rich on us! (walks in)
You livin like them white folk huh? I hope yo ass
dont get all proper on us. Set an example for them whites
and tell them that us blacks is smart.
Shantasia: Lala calm down, I have company.
Lala: Bitch what tha fuck is a company? You talkin
like them white folks now? Oh Lord you dont gave up on us!
Talkin all smart nshit, girl you raisin my blood pressure.
Shantasia: Larsharmaquisha, I have people in here, be quiet!
Lala: Oh shit why you aint tell me? I coulda came look my best.
You know I aint steal from JC Penney's in a while. Got me n my kids
look like fools. Gul what the fuck is wrong with you? You
ackin like JayJ now
Shantasia: Look just sit down in the livingroom.

*in the livingroom*

Lala: Awl shit you got you some new furniture! Aint no stains
or roaches on them eitha! You go Shantasia.
Guy: Excuse me, can you quiet down?
Lala: What the hell? Tasia who be this white boy in hurr?
You know these white folks be raisin my blood pressure.
Shantasia: Lala this is Trenton and his friend Steve, and this is
Lala.
Lala: The name is Larsharmaquisha Tanjanae Maniqwa Alize Monet Jones-Davis.
And I likes you Steve, how you like you some fine black woman? *sits on Steve's
lap*

To be continued