I'm really bored and my blog hasn't been updated so I'm gonna write this story. lmao This is not made to offend anyone.
-Introducing the Characters-
Larsharmaquisha(Lala)- the ghetto, fake acrylic & weave loving, female. Has 3 kids, but claims a drug-dealer named JayJ is the father
Steve- cool white boy, works at the bank, loves him some "ghetto bitches".
JayJ- the drug dealing daddy, hates putting up with Lala's shit.
Doesnt believe he's the father of those 3 kids.
*One day in Larsharmaquisha's apartment*
Lala: JayJ why you aint payin child support? You know
Qalifa, Zafreeka and Oleekwa need food! *sucks teeth*
JayJ: Yo I paid you Lala, stop trippin.
Stop callin me while I'm wit my bitches too
Lala: Fuck yo bitches, I swur I curr boud err'thang
but those bitches!
JayJ: Hoe you aint Uncle Weezy so shut up hoe
Lala: Who you callin a hoe, wit cho small ass dick?
Huh JayJ? *twirls neck*
JayJ: I'm callin Larsharmaquisha Tanjanae Maniqwua --
Lala: You aint even gotta put my shit out like that
JayJ: W/e bitch I'm out
Qalifa: Ma where Daddy goin? He kno you need to get
yo nails done & he leavin'. Punk ass Daddy
Lala: I know Qalifa. Piece of advice dont fall fo
no niggah like yo Daddy, get you a rich boy, a rich
white boy. Now come on and get yo sistaz we goin to
Shantasia's house.
*in the car*
Lala: Zafreeka you got the stuff?
Zafreeka: Yea ma you know we about to bag these bitches
Lala: You tell em mamaz.
Oleekwa: Ma can I stay at Shantasia's house?
Lala: Yall are! Damn get with the program Oleekwa
Make sure yall get enough money so we can all
get our weaves tapped up & our nails did. Yall know
we gotta look fly
*at Shantasia's*
Lala: Oh girl you done got rich on us! (walks in)
You livin like them white folk huh? I hope yo ass
dont get all proper on us. Set an example for them whites
and tell them that us blacks is smart.
Shantasia: Lala calm down, I have company.
Lala: Bitch what tha fuck is a company? You talkin
like them white folks now? Oh Lord you dont gave up on us!
Talkin all smart nshit, girl you raisin my blood pressure.
Shantasia: Larsharmaquisha, I have people in here, be quiet!
Lala: Oh shit why you aint tell me? I coulda came look my best.
You know I aint steal from JC Penney's in a while. Got me n my kids
look like fools. Gul what the fuck is wrong with you? You
ackin like JayJ now
Shantasia: Look just sit down in the livingroom.
*in the livingroom*
Lala: Awl shit you got you some new furniture! Aint no stains
or roaches on them eitha! You go Shantasia.
Guy: Excuse me, can you quiet down?
Lala: What the hell? Tasia who be this white boy in hurr?
You know these white folks be raisin my blood pressure.
Shantasia: Lala this is Trenton and his friend Steve, and this is
Lala.
Lala: The name is Larsharmaquisha Tanjanae Maniqwa Alize Monet Jones-Davis.
And I likes you Steve, how you like you some fine black woman? *sits on Steve's
lap*
To be continued
Larsharmaquisha(Lala)- the ghetto, fake acrylic & weave loving, female. Has 3 kids, but claims a drug-dealer named JayJ is the father
Steve- cool white boy, works at the bank, loves him some "ghetto bitches".
JayJ- the drug dealing daddy, hates putting up with Lala's shit.
Doesnt believe he's the father of those 3 kids.
*One day in Larsharmaquisha's apartment*
Lala: JayJ why you aint payin child support? You know
Qalifa, Zafreeka and Oleekwa need food! *sucks teeth*
JayJ: Yo I paid you Lala, stop trippin.
Stop callin me while I'm wit my bitches too
Lala: Fuck yo bitches, I swur I curr boud err'thang
but those bitches!
JayJ: Hoe you aint Uncle Weezy so shut up hoe
Lala: Who you callin a hoe, wit cho small ass dick?
Huh JayJ? *twirls neck*
JayJ: I'm callin Larsharmaquisha Tanjanae Maniqwua --
Lala: You aint even gotta put my shit out like that
JayJ: W/e bitch I'm out
Qalifa: Ma where Daddy goin? He kno you need to get
yo nails done & he leavin'. Punk ass Daddy
Lala: I know Qalifa. Piece of advice dont fall fo
no niggah like yo Daddy, get you a rich boy, a rich
white boy. Now come on and get yo sistaz we goin to
Shantasia's house.
*in the car*
Lala: Zafreeka you got the stuff?
Zafreeka: Yea ma you know we about to bag these bitches
Lala: You tell em mamaz.
Oleekwa: Ma can I stay at Shantasia's house?
Lala: Yall are! Damn get with the program Oleekwa
Make sure yall get enough money so we can all
get our weaves tapped up & our nails did. Yall know
we gotta look fly
*at Shantasia's*
Lala: Oh girl you done got rich on us! (walks in)
You livin like them white folk huh? I hope yo ass
dont get all proper on us. Set an example for them whites
and tell them that us blacks is smart.
Shantasia: Lala calm down, I have company.
Lala: Bitch what tha fuck is a company? You talkin
like them white folks now? Oh Lord you dont gave up on us!
Talkin all smart nshit, girl you raisin my blood pressure.
Shantasia: Larsharmaquisha, I have people in here, be quiet!
Lala: Oh shit why you aint tell me? I coulda came look my best.
You know I aint steal from JC Penney's in a while. Got me n my kids
look like fools. Gul what the fuck is wrong with you? You
ackin like JayJ now
Shantasia: Look just sit down in the livingroom.
*in the livingroom*
Lala: Awl shit you got you some new furniture! Aint no stains
or roaches on them eitha! You go Shantasia.
Guy: Excuse me, can you quiet down?
Lala: What the hell? Tasia who be this white boy in hurr?
You know these white folks be raisin my blood pressure.
Shantasia: Lala this is Trenton and his friend Steve, and this is
Lala.
Lala: The name is Larsharmaquisha Tanjanae Maniqwa Alize Monet Jones-Davis.
And I likes you Steve, how you like you some fine black woman? *sits on Steve's
lap*
To be continued
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