Sunday, August 8, 2010
Random Poem: The Sweetest Sin
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Random Poem : Teenage Cries
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Monday, May 24, 2010
Larsharmaquisha & Steve Part 2
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Saturday, May 22, 2010
Larsharmaquisha & Steve Pt.1
Larsharmaquisha(Lala)- the ghetto, fake acrylic & weave loving, female. Has 3 kids, but claims a drug-dealer named JayJ is the father
Steve- cool white boy, works at the bank, loves him some "ghetto bitches".
JayJ- the drug dealing daddy, hates putting up with Lala's shit.
Doesnt believe he's the father of those 3 kids.
*One day in Larsharmaquisha's apartment*
Lala: JayJ why you aint payin child support? You know
Qalifa, Zafreeka and Oleekwa need food! *sucks teeth*
JayJ: Yo I paid you Lala, stop trippin.
Stop callin me while I'm wit my bitches too
Lala: Fuck yo bitches, I swur I curr boud err'thang
but those bitches!
JayJ: Hoe you aint Uncle Weezy so shut up hoe
Lala: Who you callin a hoe, wit cho small ass dick?
Huh JayJ? *twirls neck*
JayJ: I'm callin Larsharmaquisha Tanjanae Maniqwua --
Lala: You aint even gotta put my shit out like that
JayJ: W/e bitch I'm out
Qalifa: Ma where Daddy goin? He kno you need to get
yo nails done & he leavin'. Punk ass Daddy
Lala: I know Qalifa. Piece of advice dont fall fo
no niggah like yo Daddy, get you a rich boy, a rich
white boy. Now come on and get yo sistaz we goin to
Shantasia's house.
*in the car*
Lala: Zafreeka you got the stuff?
Zafreeka: Yea ma you know we about to bag these bitches
Lala: You tell em mamaz.
Oleekwa: Ma can I stay at Shantasia's house?
Lala: Yall are! Damn get with the program Oleekwa
Make sure yall get enough money so we can all
get our weaves tapped up & our nails did. Yall know
we gotta look fly
*at Shantasia's*
Lala: Oh girl you done got rich on us! (walks in)
You livin like them white folk huh? I hope yo ass
dont get all proper on us. Set an example for them whites
and tell them that us blacks is smart.
Shantasia: Lala calm down, I have company.
Lala: Bitch what tha fuck is a company? You talkin
like them white folks now? Oh Lord you dont gave up on us!
Talkin all smart nshit, girl you raisin my blood pressure.
Shantasia: Larsharmaquisha, I have people in here, be quiet!
Lala: Oh shit why you aint tell me? I coulda came look my best.
You know I aint steal from JC Penney's in a while. Got me n my kids
look like fools. Gul what the fuck is wrong with you? You
ackin like JayJ now
Shantasia: Look just sit down in the livingroom.
*in the livingroom*
Lala: Awl shit you got you some new furniture! Aint no stains
or roaches on them eitha! You go Shantasia.
Guy: Excuse me, can you quiet down?
Lala: What the hell? Tasia who be this white boy in hurr?
You know these white folks be raisin my blood pressure.
Shantasia: Lala this is Trenton and his friend Steve, and this is
Lala.
Lala: The name is Larsharmaquisha Tanjanae Maniqwa Alize Monet Jones-Davis.
And I likes you Steve, how you like you some fine black woman? *sits on Steve's
lap*
To be continued
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Sunday, January 3, 2010
2010
Posted by ClassicLE. at 10:55 PM 0 comments
So Sick :)
Honestly, I am so sick of getting bitched at for not tolerating bullshit. Is it my fault that I'm a "zero bullshit" type of person? I hate for a person to try to play me over or even try to front on me. Don't do that shit because I'm the type of person that`ll try to be there for you at all times, and you wanna repay by treating me like shit? Nah buddy don't play yourself.
I hate for a person to have a new "bestie" every week. That shows that your a big mouth and you'll let any and every one know about your business. And you wonder why all your shit spreads around school so quickly, try keeping your fucking mouth closed. And by having a new "bestie" every week that shows that you can't really keep friends and you trust anybody without having any background on them. Hell nah, before I tell you anything Imma make sure you aint got shit on you.(Meaning: you're not the type to run your gums)
Another thing that annoys me is this "Light vs. Dark skin " mess. That is just so stupid. Be proud of your skin color, even if somebody baggs you about it. Being light skin doesnt mean you hot shit and your pretty, hell no it does NOT mean that. Trust, I've seen some ugly ass light skin people (the same for dark skin people). The media and schools need to start talking about this because I dont think people realize how serious this is. It is really stupid to go and change your skin color because someone called you "dark" oh well suck that shit up and move on.
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